There is no point kipping, or so experienced kippers say, unless the kip is deep long and meaningfull.

That is why I am here to show you the tricks of the trade when it comes to kipping.

The initial key to a good kip is to be tired first. Hence, exercise is needed. A good jog or a weight lifting session should suffice.

After finishing the excercise you may feel the need to "slump" or rest.

DO NOT

This could be the end of your kipping career!

The next part of the kipping process is detailed and most likely difficult for your petty minds to comprehend, so I shall approach it in easy steps.

STEP 1

After the excercise take off an item of clothing, thus chilling you and feeding your desire to curl up and kip.

STEP 2

Open the fridge and purchase yourself a cool glass of apple juice (milk can be used although apple is better)

STEP 3

Take yourself and your drink to the bedroom. (NOTE; It is better if the bedroom is upstairs, thus increasing the urge to kip)

STEP 4

Begin the undressing. Sip on the cool refreshing apple juice.

STEP 5

Step slowly into the bed. Once fully incased in the covers consume further amounts of apple juice.

STEP 6

Roll and rummage untill in a comfortable position.

STEP 7

Take all thoughts from your mind, think only of white.

You are now about to enter the kip zone, tread with care my children for tommorrow you may be a changed person.

DANGER

The shear excitment and passion of kip may be too much for some people. If the "steps towards a better kip" are abused then people may be blinded by the experience.